my wife is eating microwaved gingerbread dough from last Christmas

by Hhgsudjrb

34 Comments

  1. InvertedSpork

    Idk man kinda looks like she’s eating dog shit

  2. Donnybaseball23

    Where are you located? I can start looking up divorce lawyers for ya!

  3. starlen11

    the paper towel just makes this so much worse

  4. GentrifriesGuy

    Why wife poop in paper towel?

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  5. Own_Necessary1231

    Is this the pic after it came back out?

  6. shart-gallery

    Report back on her health levels tomorrow

  7. OnlyHalfItalian

    No one is talking about LAST Christmas!? Youre kidding me. How was it stored!? Hopefully dehydrated?!

  8. SausageBuscuit

    It looks like she has pica and you caught her eating mud or clay.

  9. pun_in10did

    Last Christmas you gave me your shart 🎶

  10. Dangerous_Tea3708

    Did she microwave it on the paper towel?? Put on plate then transfer to paper towel??

  11. Anxious-Captain6848

    Okay but fr is this what its like to not live with crippling emetophobia?! 😭

  12. wutwutsugabutt

    Yup that’s shitty you win the sub for today, if only you could see the face I made